my life is a joke but at least im laughin

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tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project
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You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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justamerplwithabox:

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

them befriending a kid named peter

and harry’s reaction when they come home

no

no not again

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wurnbo:

why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons

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my-not-so-perfect-blog:

sadmale:

do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on

Yes

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coachellaspooky:

yet another unrealistic standard for women

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

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deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(Source: deerwoof, via rosadrives)

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asecretstoner:

sir-ryan-lancelot:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

I actually had that exact reaction

Kelly😭😢😭😢😭😢 whyyy!?!?:( oh Jesus 😭😭😭
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